Posted on 06/14/2023 11:53:34 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
Should be “Friends in Down Low Places”.
the beauty of it is that.
if he electes to NOT open a gay bar..
Then the radical LGB+++ people may come out against Garth and label him as a terf/ homphobe..
I hear he’s also hosting a Trans strip club attached to the bar, school teachers will get reduced pricing.
I thought that was for real, then I realized it is.
Indeed.
Satire but essentially true after his really stupid remarks.
Or the ‘Bend For a Friend’ bar...
Maybe Garth will invite Dylan Mulvaney as special guest on opening night.
Then every week have some special promotional nights like “Best Dressed
Tranny Night” and a “Queerest Of Them All” night.
And on Sunday(Typical Christian Church Day) have “S & M Debauchery Night”.
Winners each week get a free case of Bud Light.
Those Special Promotional Nights should “Pack” the place.
The Babylon Bee... Biden Visits Garth Brooks Bar, forgets who Garth Brooks is, calls him “Beau” and says that “you’re alive, I thought you died in Iraq”.
But this is a Bee article, but it’s not a parody. It’s real, and it’s fabulous!
LMAO - I know it’s the Bee, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Garth’s bar become a gay bar, after the little performance he has put on. 😂
Just because patrons are wearing clothing and adopting mannerisms of the opposite sex, it doesn't mean they're not attracted to them.
The guys in 1980s hair bands were transvestites and most were apparently attracted to women.
Just saying...
If teachers bring their students and give them extra credit.....and not tell their parents.
Trisha....care to comment? Thought not.....
LOL. The headline is priceless!
“I believe in diversity,” Brooks stated, “Everybody is welcome. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”
Bee stung me again...
His homosexual bar will be called Shameless.
The Bee or not, he should be run out of country music as fast as the Dixie Chicks were.
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