[Yo-Yo]

don’t worry; with luck and good behavior, you might breeze through your 50-year probationary hearing.

Oh boy! Only 13 more years to go!

[DPMD]

Here’s a tip: Consider frequent use of the following phrases:

1. You’re right.
2. I’m sorry.
3. Have some more chocolate.

And when it comes to giving the wife her weekly evaluations, throw in an extra 1/8 of a point now and then.