[Dan in Wichita]

A conservative friend of mine has the misfortune of being married to an extreme leftwing moonbat.

He told me his wife has had more orgasms watching MSNBC and CNN over the last few days compared to their seven years together (which, according to what I've heard, isn't saying much, but you get the picture).

[going hot]

There are times when the risks begin to outweigh the benefits.