[Bounced2X]

A buddy & I were going fishing early one morning when his girlfriend insisted she come along. Everyone was in their early 30s. We got the boat to our area & she wanted to drop a line. We told her she had to bait her own hook. We had minnows.
She started to reach into the bucket & he says, "I wouldn't do it that way if I was you."
I said, "Ya, those things can take the tip of your finger off."
"What do I do?" she asks.
"Use the needle nose pliers to grab one" I say.
She proceeds to attempt that & I and my friend smirk at each other.
Less than a minute later she shrieks, "I caught one!!!!"
We look & sure enough there she is, sitting in the middle of the boat, minnow bucket at her feet, with a minnow squirming at the end of a needle nose pliers.
Oh, she was blond & this is a true story.
I guess she "learned" us....;O)

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