[Leaning Right]

My problem is that Jennifer Aniston is not answering my passionate letters to her. Instead I get threatening letters from her lawyer. Oh, well. As the old saying goes, it is what it is. But somehow that just doesn’t seem right.

[MotorCityBuck]

She’s just playing hard to get.
Patience. She’s worth it. 👍

[lastchance]

Did you include drawings? That is a personal touch that few objects of affection can resist.