Keepin’ it weird....
I was in Portland about 8 years ago. Was at a general store and being waited on by this nice looking young girl. But, she had dreadlocks on her young head.
Says I “you know since they don’t collect sales tax in Oregon one might think you could afford some shampoo to wash that nasty hair”.
My wife was elbowing me in the ribs. Ha haa good times!