From The Arkansas Democrat Gazette
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Conspiracy Theories are proving to be true 99.99% of the time.
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Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
THE RAIN TO THE WIND SAID, “YOU PUSH AND I'LL PELT.” THEY SO SMOTE THE GARDEN BED, THAT THE FLOWERS ACTUALLY KNELT, AND LAY LODGED, THOUGH NOT DEAD. I KNOW HOW THE FLOWERS FELT. — ROBERT FROST
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