[1Old Pro]

Maybe we can start a movement where thousands of conservatives jump up and down in unison in NYC to help it sink a tiny bit faster?

That would be a miracle....getting conservatives into NYC and all.

[dsrtsage]

Women and minorities hardest hit

[Rurudyne]

Actually, I think my Mr Silent But Deadly scheme — where we tank up on broccoli and beans before a coordinated attack on NYC elevators just to thank that town for all they have done to the country — might be easier to pull some fingers.