Budweiser should have followed the seven rules from the old Monty Python “Bruce” sketch. I guess it’s too late now. Anyway, here are the seven rules.
1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anyone watching.
3. No poofters.
4. I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no rule six.
7. No poofters.