“This happened to my brother twenty years ago in California. Bounced off a grizzly on his mt. bike. Rather than eat him as he lay on the ground, the bear got in his face, huffed, and then launched itself UP the 8 foot embankment in a way that was gravity defying for such a large beastie.
Maybe by brother smelled bad. At least that’s the theory I stick to him whenever the subject comes up.”
Now THAT’s an interesting story. Do tell us more!
That's basically it. Maybe sticking his hand in a bee's nest while scaling Half Dome was more interesting. Or getting "nudged" by orcas on his sailboard off Catalina....
My story is much more interesting. Did a wheelie a couple times. Once ate Mexican when I had a stomach virus...