In June they will launch a marketing plan that says if you don’t drink Anhauser Bush beer, you’re a right wing extremist homophobe, and will be getting a visit from the FBI. Most likely between 2:00AM and 6:00AM. They will kill your dog and shoot any grandpa while swearing cuss words at your ty-wrapped wristed children of yet to be state sanctioned gender?
im the grandpa
with insomnia
and plenty of ammo