My first response is "oooh".
Went to a campus Chinese restaurant in the 80's and got the "beef and broccoli", well just let me say that "beef" did not taste like beef, the "beef" tasted funny and was unusually chewy.
Never went there again.

A Chinese restaurant in a town I used to live in got in trouble with the health authorities AND the game warden ... they were luring wild ducks bowls of grain, and serving them up ...