[crusty old prospector]

How do you know that you are getting a good quality turd?

[Billthedrill]

That's an excellent question. There will have to be metrics on this sort of thing and people to, uh, evaluate the, uh, samples against set standards. Who says government doesn't create jobs?

I want to see that business card...

[Clay Moore]

“How do you know that you are getting a good quality turd?”

I wonder if there is a Blood Bank type thing for this?