When I was in college, a friend of mine who was about 6’6” and 250 lb would eat his only meal of the day at a local buffet restaurant. After a while I think they eighty-sixed him.
Like you, I don’t do buffets anymore, though I would if I found a good Chinese one.
My sis’ friend always wore his raincoat back in college
She said he had the greasiest pockets in Boston