You finally validated what my wife has told me she heard, as well. One could do, and some have done, an entire comic bit about misunderstood lyrics. Such as “bald-headed woman” for the BG’s “more than a women,” or “chicken and rice” for “staying alive.”
When the radios stations I listened to as a young teen began to play ‘Conquistador’ by Procall Harum, I thought it was ‘Christopher’. I still understood enough of it to realize ‘Christopher’ was like a knight. Lol
At that time of my life my parents didn’t want to listen to that stuff. At. All.
We had begun to have fender mount tractor radios around 68. But didn’t start using headsets until about 73. So sometimes the noise was an added difficulty to understanding lyrics.