Maybe the could make us a sammich.
(Running and ducking)
Uncle Isaac’s Paradox:
“Never, EVER ask her to make you a sammich after sex. Foolish request. If she can walk and stand to make the sammich you have NOT EARNED a sammich. If she is unable to walk or stand, you HAVE earned the sammich, but she CAN’T make it for you. Just don’t...”
My buddy Ben’s Uncle at a bachelor party in 1992. Never to be forgotten.