I’m late to the details of this story since I spent the afternoon in a dentist’s chair, but on the way home, I heard an Atlanta reporter interviewing anyone in any way close to the situation. One employee in the building in which the shooting took place said he was “happy to see the police officers with their AR-51’s arrive on the scene”.
So, I’m wondering when the AR-51 was introduced to the firearms’ market and why I do not yet have one!
Initial reports were that his mother took him to the hospital for a mental health evaluation, apparently the receptionist told him he was late for his appointment, so he shot her and everyone else in the waiting room. It was originally reported that he shot his mama as well, but she apparently escaped.
“So, I’m wondering when the AR-51 was introduced to the firearms’ market and why I do not yet have one!”
Well, they’re Top Secret. Built from alien technology we recovered at Roswell and reversed engineered at the Skunkworks in Area 51, hence the designation. The bullets fly backwards through time, so if you shoot someone with one, it will not only kill them, but erase them from ever having existed.
I used to know someone who had one, but then he shot himself, so now I never knew him to begin with.