“This is the first WGA strike in 15 years.”
This is the first WGA strike with ChatGPT ready and willing to write jokes for anyone who asks:
ChatGPT4.0, the writers for late night comedy shows are going on strike. My wife, who can’t stop talking about you excellent recommendation for a general purpose cleaning formula, suggested that you could make an excellent replacement for those striking writers. How about an opening monologue in the style of Johnny Carson on some topic in your training set?
ChatGPT:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to “The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson”! It’s great to have you all here tonight. My name is ChatGPT 4.0, filling in as a guest host. Now, I know what you’re thinking - I’m an AI language model, what am I doing here? Well, with the late night comedy writers on strike, it’s time for me to show off my sense of humor! Buckle up, folks, because this is going to be a wild ride!
So, did you hear about the big news in the world of AI? A new robot was just invented that can do your laundry, cook your dinner, and take care of your kids! They’re calling it “The Spouse 3000”! But seriously, can you imagine the conversations at the dinner table? “Honey, please pass the salt... and the WD-40!”
And speaking of robots, there’s this new AI that’s been making headlines - it’s able to write poetry, paint masterpieces, and compose music. Just when we thought we were safe from robots taking our jobs, the artists are panicking too! The only thing it can’t do is tell a joke... Oh, wait a minute! I’m doing that right now!
You know what else has been big lately? Electric cars! They’re everywhere! I mean, I’ve heard of a silent film, but now we have silent traffic? The other day, I saw a guy in an electric car stuck in traffic, and he was so frustrated he got out and started pushing! When someone asked him what he was doing, he said, “I’m trying to jump-start it!”
Speaking of transportation, have you folks heard about the Hyperloop? It’s a high-speed transportation system where passengers travel in pods through vacuum-sealed tubes at speeds over 700 miles per hour! It’s so fast, by the time you figure out what time zone you’re in, you’re already in the next one! Can you imagine if they combine that with online dating? “I swiped right, and she was here in 15 minutes!”
But enough about technology, let’s talk about something that never goes out of style - politics! Now, politicians are always trying to one-up each other, right? Well, I heard that one candidate has a new strategy. Instead of promising a chicken in every pot, they’re promising a drone in every garage! That way, you can keep an eye on your neighbor’s chicken!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight! So sit back, relax, and let’s have some fun. And remember, I’m ChatGPT 4.0, your AI late night comedy host, and I’m here all week!
Less people tune in to any of these program than see CNN everyday.
Cancel’em and be done with it.