[Jan_Sobieski]

Wait…hasn’t Putler been dead since of stomach cancer since last year?! His Chemo treatments did him in…right?

[Rocco DiPippo]

Yo yo yo! Hitler V. Putin he dead from da ovarian canser yo! An he also gots the piles too and dat kil him. So yo, Youcrayne b winning, yo. 'N dat high heel wearing, gay dansing hero who b pres of Youcrayne he be da shizzle, yo. 'N Youcrayne it look like Hiroshima but dey b winning, yo.

Winning, yo! When all dey shizzle gettin' blowed up it mean dey be winnin', YO!!!

I b offishal spokeman for FR Youkazoids, yo! Youcrayne cities bin derstroyed 'n no runnin' water 'n no food, yo! Dat b prufe that Youcrayne has one da war, Yo.

As offishall FR Youkazoid spokesman I sez dat da Spring Offensive (Yo!Yo!Yo!) it begin in November dis year, yo, so maybe it b a Summer Offensive insted, yo.

[Noumenon]

He’s only mostly dead from what I hear. For tax reasons, you know.