I'm playing baritone saxophone. and here comes this drunk couple, dancing in spirals, right toward me.
In the middle of playing the tune, I had to stand up, grab the guy (with a baritone saxophone hanging around my neck), and shove him back toward the dance floor before he fell on about $6000 worth of instruments by me.
Oh HELL NO, no drunk dancers going to f with my Bari ! Good on you