[real saxophonist]

Once upon a time, we had a gig in a venue with no stage, so we just set up in the corner.

I'm playing baritone saxophone. and here comes this drunk couple, dancing in spirals, right toward me.

In the middle of playing the tune, I had to stand up, grab the guy (with a baritone saxophone hanging around my neck), and shove him back toward the dance floor before he fell on about $6000 worth of instruments by me.

[swingdoc]

Oh HELL NO, no drunk dancers going to f with my Bari ! Good on you