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Biden Warns That If Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised We Might Default On Our Obligations To Ukraine
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 20, 2023

Posted on 04/21/2023 8:36:03 AM PDT by McGruff

As a showdown looms over increasing the debt ceiling once again, President Biden warned that partisan bickering over the issue could lead the U.S. to default on its obligations to Ukraine.

"Listen, folks, it's real simple," said Biden to reporters. "We have a sacred duty to send billions to Ukraine to keep the war going. And don't forget our obligations to PBS, the 87,000 IRS agents we're hiring, and free transgender surgeries for at-risk indigenous youth. That takes money. Gotta raise the ceiling-not a joke!"

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy however, disagrees. "We will raise the debt ceiling in exchange for some symbolic spending cuts that make us look fiscally responsible," he said. "Until we get those mild cuts, which will delay the financial and economic collapse of the United States by a full 3-and-a-half seconds, we will not agree to raise the debt ceiling.

"We draw the line here."

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1 posted on 04/21/2023 8:36:03 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Obligations?


2 posted on 04/21/2023 8:37:27 AM PDT by Ingtar
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To: McGruff

Is that a threat or a promise?


3 posted on 04/21/2023 8:38:04 AM PDT by stanne
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To: McGruff

HAHAHA!

I think some are about to be had.


4 posted on 04/21/2023 8:41:06 AM PDT by crz
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To: McGruff

Love the Bee.


5 posted on 04/21/2023 8:42:03 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: McGruff
Biden Warns That If Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised We Might Default On Our Obligations To Ukraine

So the Bee has gone to a Reporting Hard News Format?

Who would have guessed?

6 posted on 04/21/2023 8:44:36 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: McGruff

I don’t understand why the Ukies continuing mooching money from the U.S. taxpayers. Why don’t they just take to wallets off all of the Russkis they’re killing?


7 posted on 04/21/2023 8:46:00 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to indict the Dung Beetle Party's token affirmative action chubby cheeked shyster lawyer.)
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To: crz

I agree. I can see the younger Dims passing this around the innerwebs as news with a bunch of OMG’s.


8 posted on 04/21/2023 9:40:38 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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