[Sirius Lee]

Texas Nachos...TLC is taken to ensure each corn chip has the proper amount of refried beans, cheese, and a pickled jalapeno or two.

Blah, blah, blah, Texas this. Texas that. I calls 'em Maine Sh*t Shingles. Same ingredients, but they taste better than Texas ones, because.

[Bookshelf]

Colby longhorn cheese was first created in Colby, Wisconsin in the eighteen eighties.

[Manuel OKelley]

It’s a proven fact that anyone who doesn’t recognize Texas utter superiority is simply uniformed or jealous

But help is available