Its the South Side. There’s something in the water.
Something in the Corona or Modelo more like.
The north side has the same problem.
Its the South Side. In the badder part of town. And if you go down there, you’d better just beware of a man name of LeRoy Brown.
“Its the South Side. There’s something in the water.”
The nearest water to Sox Park is something called “Bubbly Creek” - it’s a part of the South Branch of the Chicago River where they used to dump waste from the stockyards. So you might be on to something.