[blackdog]

When they first started asking me about guns in the home, smoke detectors, how many glasses of wine, drug use, etc... I decided to go on the offense.

"Why yes, I shoot up smack five times a week, have no smoke detectors, and leave automatic weapons in the baby's room. Loaded"

They never asked again. Give them too much of what they are looking for and they stop.

[gattaca]

LOL

[nuconvert]

You’re lucky they didn’t call the police.

[Qwapisking]

Like the idea of providing TMI but the reality is that progressive woke docs don’t have a sense of humor. My off the wall sense of humor would end with every single alphabet agency ripping my house apart to find a suitcase marked “nu-clear water filters” because I told the doc I had a suitcase marked “nu-clear”. You know...democrats.