There will be no trial. Too many embarrassing things would come out.
So take your pick:
A. DePape will “commit suicide” in his jail cell. Poor guy.
B. DePape will take some sort of plea deal, and then be deported. So let’s all move on now.
C. DePape will plead guilty to a felony, and serve time. Many dollars will await him when he is released.
I’m a betting man. But I will not bet here. Each possibility seems equally likely.
He will be lobotomized and become Pelosi’s man servant.
I like Option B.
Send his butt back to Canada. He’s been freeloading here for over twenty years.