[MtnClimber]

If I were to put the head of those mandating the low-flush toilets into my toilet, will these flush assist units handle the flushing of their BS-bloated asses?

[dfwgator]

"Bud, the toilets of today aren't worthy of the name. They come in designer colors and they're too low. And when you flush them, they make this little weak, almost apologetic sound. Not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it, 'BA-WOOSH'. That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, 'I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot'."