Sorry, but FR frowns upon changing original headlines of articles, which used the offending word.
My comment said it was worth a chuckle. If you didn't even get a chuckle out of it, then I apologize for the unrecoverable waste of 2 minutes and 36 seconds of your life.
Nowhere near as funny as Dukakis after dark.
You owe me those 2 minutes 36 seconds. Pay me on my deathbed.