[Mark17]

Even Bill would prefer a 700 year old Peruvian mummy.

I am a little fuzzy on the details, but didn’t he say something to that affect?

[TigersEye]

Yes, he did. In 1996. When Hillary was somewhat less hideous.

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy." - Bill Clinton

The mummy was on display in the U.S. I was mistaken though it was much younger than I said. 500 yrs old.

MUMMY DEAREST WaPo May 24, 1996