Competition to knock the cap off the vodka swilling Russian bear. Is Putin still hiding out in his billion dollar compound in Sochi? Seeing his cancer specialists and getting vitamin C drips.
No. He died from ovarian cancer years ago after Ukraine gay-danced into Moscow and covered it in rainbow flags. He also had toenail fungus, (it was a really bad case of it), and suffered a major heart attack while taking dancing lessons from The Greatest Freedom Fighter the World Has Ever Known!!