“No, I Don’t Have Your Effing Phone....Go Away!”
Better yet...put a sign on his front door that reads:
= = = = =
“There is a mistake in the
Apple ‘find my phone app’.
Many people are directed
to my address IN ERROR.
Your phone is not here.”
“If you knock on my door,
or ring my doorbell, I will
have you arrested for
TRESPASSING. I will prosecute
you. I will sue you.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.”
“Once again, your phone
is not here.
Now, go away.”
