Posted on 04/03/2023 9:32:13 AM PDT by xp38
U.S. — In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman.
"For decades, we've been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it's beer," said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. "Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he's a woman?"
Long a staple drink of people who hate actual beer, Bud Light felt putting Dylan Mulvaney's face on a can would also attract people who hate actual women. "As a man acting out the most horrendously offensive stereotypes of women, Mulvaney taps into the soul of people who despise real women," said Mr. Whitworth. "As a company dedicated to serving those who detest real beer, the partnership made perfect sense. The new beer can just shouts, 'Come, enjoy this atrocious substitute for the real thing'."
While a few in the media questioned the move, so far Bud Light fans have welcomed drinking out of a can featuring the face of a guy with a little girl fetish. "It really completes the experience," said Bud Light fan Mason Olsen. "If that dude with his massive jaw can pretend to be a little girl - well, I can pretend this is real beer. It's pretty inspiring."
At publishing time, activists had resumed calling for America to stop keeping trans people invisible.
mistake made...put url in title....sorry
actual title is Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman
>> “For decades, we’ve been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it’s beer,” said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. “Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he’s a woman?”
“carbonated backwash” indeed. ROFLMAO!
Good enough title to qualify for inclusion as some of the best in the New York Post (”Headless Body in Topless Bar”).
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Hell of a headline!
And to think we laughed at Cofveve!
You have to admit there is a generous use of %
A lot of the new ads on the boob tube are starting to show black guys have stopped going after the white women and are now going after white guys. Like the libs like to say, “It’s a game changer”.
There’s something about an ice-cold Bud in a long neck bottle, on a searing hot day, when you’re not in the mood for beer.
What really pisses me off is that the little faggot will be paid for his stinky face to be plastered on the stinky beer.
I was at a family birthday party for one of my grandkids, and NFL football was on the tube. An advert for Bud Lite came on. Our then nine year old grandson inquired “What’s Bud Lite?” My wife intervened with, “We don’t like Bud Lite.” His other grandmother joined in, inquiring of me, “We don’t like Bud Light, do we Paqa?”, Paqa being the grankids name for me. Always ready to help the ladies, I gallantly offered, “Give me a good Pilsner, a stout, or an ale, a decent lager, but that dishwater [there were children present] they call Bud Lite, never!” My wife shot her the don’t-encourage-him look. Being a good grandparent requires tact and experience.
Well-played!
Spot on Bud Light sucks, which apparently the man pretending to be a woman likes to do.
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"Chinese soldiers trained to shout wrong pronouns at American soldiers"
LOLOL
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