[DUMBGRUNT]

Shutting down the pigeon service is the work of that Microsoft employee last seen in a massive tangle of phone lines; attempting to save his job.

Concealed in this photo.:

[Paladin2]

Are those lines of Windoz code?

[piasa]

One of the best things about carrier pigeons is that they will carry your communications discretely and unlike social media, will not censor users.