[SamAdams76]

Regarding the Babylon Bee sandwich article, a real woman would cut the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches diagonally before inserting them into the plastic wrap that would go inside of their child's school's lunchbox. My mother would even take the crust off the bread as she knew I didn't like bread crust. I had a Partridge Family lunchbox complete with thermos.

Echoing other comments, the Girl Scout cookies would have a lot more appeal if the Girl Scout troops baked the cookies themselves as opposed to contracting conglomerates to mass manufacture them with artificial ingredients.

Imagine going to Dunkin Donuts and seeing a table outside groaning with homemade cookies by actual Girl Scouts (with perhaps a little help from their mothers).

I can almost smell those soft oatmeal raisin cookies now, with steam coming off of them in the frosty air. Gooey chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven. We don't need those fancy schmanzy "Raspberry Rallies" or whatever they call them, with all the heavily processed and artificial ingredients.

Keep the cookies simple and the prices high (we are raising mony after all).

[napscoordinator]

They will never do that in this litigious world. I’d imagine the lawsuits would be overwhelming For a host of BS reasons.