So there I am, sleeping, when I woke up briefly. Lying there, your handsome narrator had a thought. It struck me as a thought I had not seen expressed before so I decided to forego trying to get back to sleep and document this thought here, for the benefit of the historical record and all of mankind. Goes like this....
Reason #188 why allowing women the right to vote was a huge mistake:
Upon a time, when the world was a better place, women could not vote and the men would, at any gathering large or small, take a bottle out back of the barn and discuss politics, politics being considered beyond the ken of the women-folk and to spare their delicate sensibilities.
And the world prospered, both men and women.
Then, Eve went into the forest and was confronted by the Satan in the guise of a snake. The snake told her of a better place, a place where women were equal to men and should have all the rights of men. Eve listened and agreed, thereby selling her soul and the future of humanity to the devil.
And so the women wer allowed to vote. Over time, many women became government apparatchiks until they even dared ascend to the ultimate seat of power. And the world suffered.
But that is not the main point of my original thought, for buried in my tale is the true story. Once women were allowed to join the 'man's world', rather than join the man's world and bring political discussion into the open and to be discussed freely amongst a free people, both man and woman, the women chose to bring the men into the women's world, where politics was not to be discussed 'in polite company' so as not to offend women (and women-like men) and their delicate sensibilities.
This denied a free people the ability to share knowledge with the ignorant thereby making the people more controllable. An unintended consequence? Mebbeh. Or maybe Beelzebub hard at work hastening the fall of man. Old scratch is a patient debbil and time is no object to him. He is much like the heathen Chinee in that respect.
So there, this is why we find ourselves where we find ourselves. A feminized people and a shortage of sammiches.
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