Ooh, that one must identify as a pirate! Pronouns are ARGH! and AHOY MATEY!
Don’t know if this has been posted:
NUCLEAR PLANT LEAKS 400,000 GALLONS OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE in Minnesota. | Why it wasn’t disclosed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9T8npwIvLU
When we were kids and wanted to become pirates, our mothers had the common sense not to surgically removed one leg below the knee, one hand, and one eye.