Posted on 03/21/2023 8:29:55 AM PDT by bimboeruption
Methinks he is beyond the days of viagra.
more likely a stand in.
"I like money!"
Are you speaking from experience?
He's got enough to throw around at women, the kids have nothing to fear.
They’re going to be honeymooning at Viagra Falls.
VIAGRA FALLS! Slowly I turned....step...by...step....inch...by...inch......
You win!
Kinda gross
You can say that again.
And now it’s time for a joke.
A very old and very rich man marries a young starlet. At the wedding reception the man’s doctor takes him aside.
Doctor: Congratulations on your marriage. But I must tell you that I’m concerned about something. At your age, sex could be fatal.
Old man: If she dies, she dies.
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
“They’re going to be honeymooning at Viagra Falls”.
Winner!
At 92 does it really matter we should all be so lucky, if I make it that long I’ll be drooling on myself and having a nurse wipe my butt
Is it really about love or even about sex?
Maybe he divorces before the wife is entitled to get a bigger chunk of his fortune, and then he’s lonely.
Sort of like getting rid of your car when the warranty expires and buying a new model.
That was the Ronald Perelman/Ellen Barkin story. Now she’s alone with only a truckload of wine, a measly couple of millions, and a cellphone to comfort her.
If Mick doesn’t take Jerry Hall back, get ready for Jerry’s late night tweets.
Maybe he just likes writing out big checks to strange women.
Methinks her second half of life might be a lot longer than his....and with a whole lot of cash to throw around with someone younger than 92.
This time it’s for real!! True love!!
Two less lonely people in the world
And it’s gonna be fine
Out of all the people in the world
I just can’t believe you’re mine
In my life where everything was wrong
Something finally went right
Now there’s two less lonely people
In the world tonight
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