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That reminds me. As a younger man I found out old people don’t sleep together. On 2 or 3 occasions a burglar entered the house at night. The wife was the first to confront. Newspapers wrote: “Mr. So and So was sleeping in another room. Probably hiding under the covers.
It’s gotta be snoring, sleep apnea machines, non-bathing, or there-goes-the-romance. I never married. If you have to wait half the night for company might as well wear pjs. He’s gonna be late.