Chris Christie, for spite 2024
Seinfeld-The Wigmaster, Jerry tries to return a jacket out of spite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0MXJAQhmo
Chris hasn’t run since the day he was born.
If he became president, he probably couldn’t even fit in the motorcade limo. He would have to be hauled around on a lowboy trailer with a Kenworth.
Instead of Marine One, they would need a Herculees cargo chopper!
Krispy is promising America that one whale of an announcement is imminent.
This extremely obese POS has no chance of anything. A man who has no self-discipline will never be elected.
Someday when he’s President.
New aide to Mitch: Are you trying to tell me there aren’t ways to get around Christie and get some compromises passed like with Biden?
Mitch: Sure there are ways around Christie. It’s just a much longer trip.
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And with this diet plan they paid me to talk about on this TV ad I don’t get hungry between meals——I just keep eating so I’m never actually between any meals.
The Fat Basturd will go no where if he runs.