(Mark Kelly)
This guy is a shameless attention whore.
No offense to regular whores intended.
Our glorious Senator:
Kelly joked that his twin brother had his DNA altered during a year-long stint on the ISS and had turned into a monkey, so they changed his name to Rodrigo and released him back into the wild.
A loose dog belonging to Mark Kelly (or, ahh, his daughter) savagely attacked and killed a beached baby sea lion.
Tucson gun store where Mark Kelly recently purchased an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle canceled the transaction because Kelly did not plan to keep the rifle for his personal use.