[SamAdams76]

[VTenigma]

First world problems, they’ll all go away as we descend into the third world.

[LakeEffectLad]

Sam,
You’re on a roll...
I’m still laughing about numerous professional (and, decidedly unprofessional) commutes on Metro North...
A fine weekend to you and yours.

[Billthedrill]

It seems like whenever we do that, it starts getting colder each day.

Hey, I noticed that too. Right around the beginning of November, wasn't it? Dare I suggest that Daylight Savings Time causes climate change? Prove it isn't true!

[moviefan8]

oh the vanity.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

It could have been a lot worse. You could have been trying to order fries when the grease fryer was broken on Fry Day.

Who put the "straw" in "strawberry"?

Who put the "ape" in "apricot"?

Who put the "freak" in "french fries"?

[outofsalt]

Beware, the vanities of March!

[Big Red Badger]

Funny
I’m in Arizona and I feel cheated.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

You AND others can smell the coffee stains on both your shirt and your overcoat!

That is why I go to Shipley. Their cup-covers are tight! ;-)

[John Milner]

I’ve taken to calling Standard Time, “Daylight Wasting Time.”

Hey, isn’t that the opposite of “Daylight Savings Time?”