[Waverunner]

How about Chow Chow Mein?
Like rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat.

[lee martell]

Chow Mein or Fried Rice can act as the Chinese version of
Jambalaya Gumbo; meaning you can sneak almost anything in there, because the strongest flavor will probably be tomato or “Power-Pork”.

[lee martell]

10 years later, I just now realized your joke:
Chow-Chow Mein. good one!

[mdmathis6]

Rover-Roni...”The San Francisco Treat!”