Florida man attacked by alligator lurking outside his front door

The New York Post ^ | March 6, 2023 | Nikki Mascali Roarty

[one guy in new jersey]

This Florida Man at least gets points for being intrepid. Even if he went thereafter more or less the way of every other Florida Man in history.

[Bob434]

People. It’s what’s for dinner

[GaryCrow]

I live in Florida, you get used to it.

[C210N]

alligator lurking outside his front door...

More than a mere 'Florida Man' story... this is a 'Florida Alligator' news story.

[Delta 21]

~ ~ ~ FLORIDA MAN ~ ~ ~

Watch out for them gators!

[Cold Heart]

“I live in Florida, you get used to it”.

I never did get use to injury surgeries, but then I don’t live in Florida.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

*Knock knock*
Who’s there?
*CHOMP!*

[Varda]

Yes but Florida Man, true to his nature, goes to investigate a noise at night without turning on a light. It was only a matter of time before Florida Alligator matched wits with him.

[dforest]

Even worse than having an alligator fly through the drive in window at you.

[ConservaTexan]

The alligator was “dispatched” during the “On Patrol Live” broadcast Saturday night.

[Rurudyne]

“Candygram!”

[dforest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NS2H55dxI

[Vigilanteman]

Never eaten one, but hear they taste pretty good. Not to mention the many uses of their skin . . .

[V_TWIN]

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4

[V_TWIN]

Nevermind 😏

[Chode]

[dennisw]

“Never eaten one, but hear they taste pretty good.”

Only the alligator tail is eaten. I usually see it, on you tube cut into chunks. Breaded and deep fried. Though I see some people grilling it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu7H1gIu8Bg

[wardaddy]

It’s not favorite despite the glorification

Tough chicken slightly reptilian

Crispy well cooked frog legs better

Well prepared rattlesnake is it’s equal or better in my opinion as a gator eater from way back since I’m from gator country

Reptiles are a more delicate cook than fowl or cloven meats

[FamiliarFace]

Maybe. I don’t think I’d be comfortable swimming or water-skiing in a Florida lake ever again. I’m not sure even about tubing in a river. It seems to me that that alligator population is out of control now.