"...and right about that time, people, a fur trapper who was strictly from commercial...had the unmitigated audacity to jump from up behind my igloo and he started into whipping on my favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snowshoe..."
It gets crazy up there.
“A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What’ll you have?’ The baby seal says, ‘Anything but a Canadian Club.’”