The opening joke says it all...the joke is: two Jews, three opinions. Here are two (completed...ie, false Jews...) of the same opinion- that the Torah, G-d forbid, supports a Trinity. No Jews and nothing Jewish at all.
(And if they were born Jewish, their status in Jewish law is “mishumadim” having destroyed their souls- but repairable with sincere teshuvah, “return” to Hashem, and no blood necessary.