[Bob434]

Busy little elves running on treadmills in the engine department

[Telepathic Intruder]

Those elves have to eat, you know. It’s a little-known fact that a workshop full of elves produces as much methane as a whole herd of cows.

[Farmerbob]

[Busy little elves running on treadmills in the engine department]

I always thought we should use homeless people on treadmills and feed them meth pellets to generate energy.