[know.your.why]

I’d rather stare at a wall for two hours

Ditto. Contemplating the meaning of my existence whilst communion with a wall for two hours carries more benefit than watching this flick.

[RoosterRedux]

There's a special place in hell for people with no sense of humor.

Well, it may not actually be located in hell, but everyone there is so miserable that it may as well be.;-)