LOL- i know- we were terrible too- “Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg” (can’t remember the rest now lol) “I’m Popeye the sailor man, i live in a garbage can, i eat all the worms and spit out the germs, cuz I’m Popeye the sailor man”, and lot’s of limericks that were much worse-
More like,
“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school....”
“Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg”
Let’s bring in Robert Goulet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZADLxuhWnE