Posted on 02/28/2023 6:57:21 AM PST by Red Badger
kinda has rolling stones written all over it...
Reminds me of an old National Lampoon story.....you can tell how old it is because it’s a landline phone. A guy who is behind on his phone bill keeps getting harrassing calls from the phone company. The phone rings and, instead of the usual unpleasant voice, the voice is of an alluring woman. She flirts with him then tells him to unscrew the talking side of the phone, and a pair of lovely lips are inside. Things progress as you would imagine until the guy has his equipment buried in the phone, whereupon it turns to hard plastic, trapping him inside, and the unpleasant voice says “Now, about your bill....”
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