>> I understand that by DNA a native Texan is required to be an ass.
LOL! I wondered where you were going with that ramble... ya got me at the end. (I identify as Texan, or so my DL says.)
One of my first colleagues, I worked for him for a year, was an true Texan, A&M grad. He drank a little too often, concealed carry a lot, and a womanizer guy every every every woman. And taught me how to practice.
I had a big reveal when I went to the Alamo and realized that was his destiny. And his wife understood.
True Story, means nothing but true. One month he wore a pink exam scrubs daily “because it was Breast Awareness Month.” (And no, i didn’t forget to type a word!). I told him, “For you, that’s every month.”