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To Catch Up On Today's News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 02/27/2023 12:36:13 PM PST by Tench_Coxe

BISMARCK, ND — According to sources, local man and news connoisseur Dave Rorsh has begun keeping track of the daily news by just looking up 2-year-old posts on obscure conspiracy theory blogs.

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I wouldn't be surprised by this.
1 posted on 02/27/2023 12:36:13 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

Right. Like it coming out today that some parts of our government are admitting Covid-19 was a lab leak in Wuhan. Took more than 2 years.

Or last week when the government admitted masks were basically useless.


2 posted on 02/27/2023 12:39:41 PM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: Tench_Coxe

The Bee has become the new news of record, you get more truth from their sardonicism than anything from the lame stream media these days.


3 posted on 02/27/2023 12:39:56 PM PST by Skwor
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To: Tench_Coxe

So far all of the “conspiracies” have come (or are coming) true, almost makes Alex Jones look like a prophet.


4 posted on 02/27/2023 12:40:25 PM PST by jimwatx
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To: Tench_Coxe

BOOM!!


5 posted on 02/27/2023 1:13:55 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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"We urge you to continue to get your news from trusted sources and avoid conspiracy theories, even though the trusted sources are always wrong," said media researcher Dr. Franz Bugmann. "Trusting trusted sources is what makes you a good person, and that's all that really matters here."

Yes. You are required to confidently assert that lies are true. If leftist propagandists say you are holding up five fingers, then five fingers it is.

6 posted on 02/27/2023 2:40:18 PM PST by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

If you pay attention to the “conspiracies” like some around here do then you wouldnt be surprised that there is an element of FR that is often several months to years ahead of the rest of FR who only learn a few months before its finally acknowledged as true.


7 posted on 02/27/2023 3:41:56 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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I can’t count how many times over the years I have been accused of being a “crazy conspiracy theorist” and called much worse names—only to have the “crazy theory” turn out to be fact.

It is getting boring waiting for everybody to catch up!

;-)


8 posted on 02/27/2023 3:45:23 PM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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But you love it, its like watching chicks hatch.


9 posted on 02/27/2023 3:54:57 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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